- Straight person: I support gay rights.
- Ignorant person: Gay.
- Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
- Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
- Straight person: Kay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
- Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
- Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
- Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
- Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
- Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
- Straight person: ...
- Ignorant person: oh...
- Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
- most kids my age: hey lets go to the mall
- most kids my age: hey lets go on a date
- most kids my age: hey lets go play sports
- me: hey today seems like a lovely day to change my theme
- Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
- Me: Everything
- Me: Everything hurts
- Doctor: Whe-
- Me: My ships are sinking
- Me: All of them
- Me: All of my ships
- Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
- band: New tour dates!
- me: yay!
- band: for the UK.
- me: oh
Page 1 of 3
